Forever Young

My mum and I had a very intense conversation about celebrities today. We both agreed that current actors and actresses are infinitly inferior when compared to the old movie stars and we began to use specific examples to prove our points. So, in dedication to all the old hollywood stars I decided to list a few favourites of mine. They were truly superior in both looks and talent. Here’s to you, old hollywood!

Ready for the takin'.

1. Humphrey Bogart – The Gentleman. Look at him. LOOK AT THAT FINE PIECE OF MEAT! MMM! Not only was he ridiculously talented, but he was also one of the finest looking men in hollywood back in the day (early 1900’s I believe). He’s the star of some of my all time favourite movies like Casablanca, African Queen, and Sahara. When you watch him do his thang on the big screen, you can’t help but get bewitched by his enigmatic and charismatic personality. The intensity with which he dives into his characters is amazing, and if you’re a girl you’re bound to cream your panties at least 3 times just listening to his smokey voice. He’s the guy responsible for the smoking fad, which is indeed a sex symbol. Well, as much as I hate to move on… I kinda have to. But before I do, ‘here’s looking at you, kid.’ Mmmm-mmmmh!

 

Let me fix you... babe

2. Paul Newman – The fragile tough guy. This strikingly handsome blue-eyed angel of a man was one of the most respected actors in his era. Some of his most famous roles depicted him as a damaged, vulnerable, lost little boy inside the body of a gorgeous man waiting for a woman who could mend his broken soul. Movies like The Long Hot Summer, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, and Cool Hand Luke will leave you wanting more from the troubled man. His sex, his stare, his toooouch. I can fix you Paulie… LET ME FIX YOU!

 

I wish you'd smoke me

3. Marlon Brando – the badass. The most influential of actors, Marlon quite simply re-wrote the rules of performing enirely reshaping the world of hollywood and its ridiculous standards. This rebel of a man whose lustful and intense nature came oozing out of his roles quite openly expressed his hatred for the world of celebrities and the film industry, making it quite clear that he wasn’t in it for the fame or the money. Before his evolutionary role in The Godfather, Brando was best known for films such as A Streetcar Named Desire, Apocalypse Now (which I’ve yet to see! SCHOCKING!), and Julius Caesar. If you watch one of his movies (given you’re into the whole men thing) you’ll probably catch yourself tightly grasping the opening of your shirt  hoping to be ravished by the animal in him, on numerous occasions. I’d be your Stella any day of the week, baby.

Hubba hubba

4. Clark Gable – The southern heartthrob.  Best known for his unforgettable feature in the film Gone With the Wind, Clark Gable was definitely a force to be reckoned with. With his calm yet sultry attitude he has a way of captivating even the most cold-hearted of women. You just want him to hold you, carress your cheeks and tell you everything is going to be all right. Then maybe ravish you in bed. Yeah, that’d be nice too. You just know that he’d wear the pants in the relationship… and frankly my dear, I wouldn’t give a damn. I’d probably iron the pants for him too.

You know you want it

Don't lie!

wooing!